At the Blueberry Muffin Top Division we didn’t set out to single handedly save the milk industry, but then no one could have known what was going to happen when we put the taste of fresh baked blueberry muffins into cereal.*
You could call it the best kept secret in cereal or you could call it completely fictional like the guys in legal do.* But the correlation between the skyrocketing sales of milk and the extraordinary amount of fresh baked blueberry muffin top flavor in every bite of Blueberry Muffin Tops cereal is plain as day to us.*
But don’t take our word for it, we had Steve from upstairs in the Charts & Graphs department work some magic.*
Magical work Steve…just magical.
*Any statistics or claims made on this page have been added purely for your fun and the enjoyment. No statistic is even remotely true and is not meant to portray any statement of fact. – Just fun…Remember fun? You really like fun.
Boring stuff that the legal dept. thinks you’re just itching to read. Ok, it might be really important. We won’t hold it against you if you read it.
